I am so tired right now, and my parents decided that last night we didn't "need" to go online, so the computer was banned. WHATEVER. So I'm here to tell everyone about the craziness of Friday night's party. You may here stories elsewhere, but not like MINE. This is the OFFICAL version of what happened because I wasn't involved in any of it. And before I begin, I remind you that the people's names in this story have been changed because they probably don't want me to talk about this, even though it probably on their blogs, and besides, its fun to give them crazy names! So it all started when I went to Anna-Banana's party. We were having fun, and lotsa stuff happened. While I was attempting to consume all of the food on the table on the deck, my friend Pizza pointed this HUGE spider on the concrete slab in the backyard. This thing was HUGE. LIKE HUGE HUGE. And I walked down to the slab and had a spaz along with another friend, Skippidy-Doo. Well then Anna-Banana comes along and stops on it with her shoes. She steps off it and we see its dead, but then we see these things coming out of it, and we're all wondering what they are when suddenly someone says that they're baby spiders. We all screamed and ran around. I have an slight case of a phobia of spiders so I didn't fair too well. Then, later in the party, me and my friends Choppy and Spinwash decided that we should throw someone in the pool. We were going to throw Fish in the pool, but she was already wearing her pajamas. So then we told Dopey to go and tell people that we were going to dunk Happy in the pool (ok, so I'm using dwarves names now), so words get around really fast, and me and Spinwash are the only ones left on the swingset and we watch as my friend's bf goes and picks Happy up off the ground and tosses her in the pool. I die laughing and so does everyone else, and even Happy was happy. (lol) But the biggest event is what happened a little while before Happy got dunked. So we were all sitting around the campfire, chatting, and then Anna-Banana comes out with some bugspray. And before I go any further, just think for a minute about what you think's about to happen.... Anyway- Anna-Banana tries to get the stream to light on fire and raise it up like my one friend did at another party, but it didn't work, so people were all trying it. And then Pizza says that she wonders what would happen if the can of bugspray fell in the fire. We all agreed that it would probably blow up. So then Pizza asks Anna-Banana for the bugspray, and they are on opposite sides of the fire, and Anna-Banana tosses it to Pizza, but not far enough and it lands in the fire. And for a moment, everyone just stares and thinks, hey- that can of bugspray is in the fire. The can of bugspray in the fire! OH SHIT! And everyone ran as fast as they could. Me and Choppy ran the opposite way and had to jump a fence to get back to the others so we could watch. And by the time we got back, my friend's bf, Rocko, is over at the fire, with a giant stick trying to poke the can out of the fire. We're all so worried that its going to blow up in his face, but also starting to laugh from the ridicilousness of it all. So then Anna-Banana runs up and unwinds the hose and Grumpy goes and turns it on, but nothing comes out and Anna-Banana is shaking it but nothing happens. Now, by this time, the can is out of the fire, but still on fire and so is the grass surrounding it. We're all cracking up laughing and then Dopey gets up and takes a empty bowl off the ground and fills it up with pool water. Then she runs off towards the can, water splashing everywhere, and when she gets to the can, completely misses it as she pours it. Now a few people are laughing a lot, and Fish is on the ground squeaking. But then Rocko stomps out the fire on the grass and the hose works so all is saved. And that's what happened at the crazy bonfire, and it was hilarious, once you got the past the whole can-in-fire-about-to-blow-up-thing. WOW. Well now I must go and play guitar. Later.
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